Introduction:
Twenty years after Bill Cosby was convicted of many crimes, His creations have become nothing more than a childhood memory. But one day, someone found something. Something big, Something fat. It was a VHS tape for Fat Albert, but it didn't say Fat Albert it said Fat Alberto. The man who found the tape immediately took it to the police for investigation. But the most important thing is... That man... Is you!
Chapter 1: Billy Mays
So, you were walking down the street, minding your own business, everything was so peaceful. Except for the occasional dead bird sitting in the middle of the road. You continued walking, as you ate paint chips trying to get smarter. But it was that moment that you realized that paint chips wouldn't make you smarter. They would make you dumber.
You then looked straight ahead of you, and saw a figure, that looked like a fat man. He started running towards you. You thought nothing of it, and kept walking. It was then you realized that the figure wasn't a human, It was a Fat Albert.
Chapter 2: Micheal Myers
Fat Albert than puled a bunch of lint from his pocket and started eating it. He then barfed up a VHS Tape called Fat Alberto. You grabbed it from him and walked to the police station. You told them everything, as you told them the story you noticed someone in the background. It was Billy Mays! You Screamed at the top of you lungs asking for mercy. But Billy made his way over and Violently grabbed your shoulder. You tried to retaliate, but nothing was working. The police tried to intervene but they couldn't. Billy Mays then said "I WANT YOU TO LEAVE NOW!"
You left sprinting. Your way home was easy, but when you made it home, you realized something. Fat Alberto was in your home he sat on your couch waiting for you. He wanted you to play the video. You did and barfed. Fat Albert turned out to be evil....
The End